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So, whores—fascinatin, yeah? Been around forever, like dental plaque, but sexier. I read once—get this—ancient Babylon had temple whores, sacred ones! Dudes paid to bang em for the gods. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin bout that hustle—capitalism before capitalism! But it pisses me off too—modern whores get judged hard, like, c’mon, they’re just entrepreneurs! Same as me fixin teeth, only they’re fixin... other needs.

A city of naughty pleasures

Martin Vail: On my first day of law school, my professor says two things. First was: from this day forward, when your mother tells you she loves you, get a second opinion. Jack Connerman: .

Alright, buddy, that's my two cents. Vail is a cocktail of badass skies, rugged trails, and surprising corners where life gets deeper than a massage session. So strap on your boots, roll with the punches, and remember: "Under the Skin, you’re never truly alone." Enjoy this amazing little kingdom and, for heaven's sake, don’t mess up the vibe with your BS!

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