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Okay, funny story—heard this once. Guy goes in, expects a “happy endin’.” Masseuse shuts him down cold. “This ain’t that, pal!” He’s red-faced, outta there fast. Cracked me up—dude, read the room! Sexual-massage ain’t always what you think. It’s tease, not sleaze—big diff! Surprised me too, first time I dug in. Thought it’d be all giggles, but nah—serious skill. Those hands? Magic. Like John Smith explorin’ new lands, “What lies beyond?”

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I sometimes sit on a bench near the star-shaped monument in the heart of the neighborhood and wonder, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" (LOL, seriously, who came up with that one?) The city, with its scattered art and quirky vibe, always makes me smile and think of the epic visuals from The Tree of Life—like when they say "the only way to be happy is to love," man, that's life, right?

Minnesota communities are done waiting on the FDA, taking the commercial tobacco fight to the local level