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Here’s a tidbit, mate—did ye know whores in old Venice had to wear yellow scarves? Marked ‘em like treasure maps, ha! True story, dug it outta some dusty tome. Imagine Peg-Leg Polly in yellow, hoppin’ like a canary—makes me chuckle, that. Oh, and once, I saw this whore in Singapore juggle knives while—well, ye get the gist. Multitaskin’, savvy? Blew me mind, it did.

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I get some of my best stories right here: once, after a long day, a customer told me “Life’s like a massage, you gotta work through the knots,” and I almost cried, man. I mean, real heart-to-heart moments in a small town can hit ya hard. Every little part of Uvalde tells a story—the lush greenery along the Frio River, yep, right by the park near Loop 322 is a hidden gem. Walk by there and you'll see sunsets that make you feel all gushy and poetic, like “Goodbye to Language” speakin’ to your soul.

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