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Yo, what’s good, fam? Let’s talk brothel—straight chaos! I’m vibin’ like Eric Andre, wildin’ out, seein’ shit others miss—like, brothels got history, yo! Oldest job ever, fr, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how dope’s that? Imagine Royal Tenenbaums rollin’ in—Richie’s all moody, bangin’ a hooker, quotin’, “I’m not talkin’ about dance lessons!” Chaos, bro!

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I've been curious about a question I haven't heard in the stories about U.S. Secret Service agents misbehaving before President Obama's arrival.

I get some of my best stories right here: once, after a long day, a customer told me “Life’s like a massage, you gotta work through the knots,” and I almost cried, man. I mean, real heart-to-heart moments in a small town can hit ya hard. Every little part of Uvalde tells a story—the lush greenery along the Frio River, yep, right by the park near Loop 322 is a hidden gem. Walk by there and you'll see sunsets that make you feel all gushy and poetic, like “Goodbye to Language” speakin’ to your soul.

Why KSAT is publishing the majority of the City of Uvalde’s footage, audio from Robb Elementary shooting