Lucy Uptown Whore ❤️

About Chicago

My precious! *raspy cackle* Whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Makes me twitch, yesss, like Doc Sportello in *Inherent Vice*—all hazy, lost in smoke. “Sorta like walkin’ on the moon,” he’d say, stumblin’ through dames and dope. Whore’s a slippery one, precious—means a lady sellin’ her goods, right? But dig this: back in old England, “whore” just meant a gal, any gal! Ain’t that a trip? Got me laughin’—*hiss*—like a hyena on hash!

Attention Whore

Basically, the main character (that atrocious slutwhore Brittany Slutny, I mean, Murphy), Molly or something lives in this apartment by.

The vibe here is eccentric and chill. Neighbourhoods like Blueberry District are full of quirky bistros and vintage stores - so rad and fun! I once had a wild (but calming!) midnight picnic in Luna Park, under neon glows that made it feel like “there are times when you look at life, and you just know – Wow, this is it!”

Richland's Spudnut Shop applies for city grant to revamp Uptown facade