Emilia Uptown Prostitute ❤️

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So, picture this—busty lass, red lips, standin’ on some grimy corner. She’s no hobbit, mind ye, but she’s got stories! Heard one tale—true as mithril—‘bout a gal in Amsterdam, 1800s, called “Tulip Tess.” Worked the canals, made more gold than half them merchants! Folk said she hexed punters with them bedroom eyes—hah! Bet she’d laugh at Larry Gopnik from the movie, all “I haven’t done anything!” while she’s out there dodgin’ coppers and clap. Made me grin, thinkin’ of her outsmartin’ the law—clever minx!

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Also, here's the fun part – I always spot odd benches with secret inscriptions by the Riverbend; they’re underrated spots where you get to vibe out. I even once found a hidden mural painted by an unknown local artist on Pine Loop. It reminded me of a line from that fav movie: "Never feel ashamed of your journey", I think?

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