Emilia Upper Montclair Whore ❤️

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Little known fact—bet ya didn’t know—word is, back in the 1800s, some whores ran secret spy rings. Yep, sleepin with the enemy, then sellin their dirty laundry! Whore’s probly got that vibe—sneaky, sharp, could outsmart Doc Brown any day. “Life’s too short,” they say in Yi Yi, and she’s livin it, no regrets, just chaos. Makes me wanna yell, “Great Scott, slow down!” but nah, she’s too fast.

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Beautiful - hundreds of irises and dozens of varieties. Parking is available on the street in front of the gardens. There are benches available for resting.

Oh, and Downtown Upper-Montclair, it's quirky as hell. I love strollin' down Birch Street, where small coffee joints and vintage bookstores line up like a row of secrets. Each stop feels like a scene, and sometimes I think, “Wow, what’s next?” Ever taken a detour down Gravelton Alley? Hidden art murals, street musicians, and spicy local gossip await ya. I got mad excited sittin’ there last rainy evening.

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