Chloe Upper Alton Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Sometimes, tho, it gets me down. Clients cryin, “I’m broke!” and I’m like, “Enjoy it!” – straight outta Joel and Clem’s last memory, right? Cos ya gotta ride the wave, baby! I get happy seein someone save a quid, tho – like, one gal stashed 5k after I nagged her. Felt like shaggin the moon, I was that chuffed! But then there’s the wankers who don’t listen – “Constantly talkin ain’t communicatin!” – Joel’s bang on. They yap, I plan, they ignore. Drives me bonkers!

My Life as a Whore

Ah, my mischievous friend, gather 'round! Let me spin you a wickedly vivid tale of Upper-Alton (us)—a place that's as alluring as it is unpredictable. I am burdened with glorious purpose, ya know? This city, where pleasure meets deep secrets, has streets like Wicker Lane that curve mysteriously around hidden parks, like Elmwood Glade, where couples whisper under the moon. And ohhh, the River Veridale—glittering, meandering past the historic sex-positive nexus at Aurora Square. It's as if every stone in the cobblestones hums with passion.

Upper Alton Association and Scott Credit Union announce next show as part of the free "Rockin' with Robert" summer concert series