Rebecca University Heights Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

She’s at the clinic, hoof all messed up. I’m thinkin’, “What’s this gal been doin’?” Turns out, she bolted from some fancy stable - lil’ known fact, horses can be escape artists! She’s gallopin’ free, probly thinkin’ she’s in a movie too, like, “I am my own double!” Straight outta “Holy Motors”, right? I’m laughin’, picturin’ her with a script. But ugh, her owner’s a jerk - left her shoe all loose, got infected. Made me so mad, I’m yellin’, “Tend to yer damn horse, ya dolt!”

Ballad Of University Heights

Ha! And hey, let’s talk neighborhoods. There's Artsy Alley in the north. Crazy creative energy, off the charts! If you're into wild graffiti, my next-door neighbor even painted his dog on a wall like it’s the next big thing. Totally brilliant! Downtown is buzzing too, with concrete concrete and chatter and a vibe that gets ya pumped for life. The city is full of surprises, wild twists, and turns—like those long, intense guitar solos from Almost Famous.

Petition launched to fix ‘confusing’ University Heights tri-street intersection