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Alright, so here’s a bombshell: for all the chaos, the little streets, and the wild rides, I truly love this quirky patchwork of urban gems. It might have its icky traffic jams, broken streetlights, err, misprints on signs (seriously, did someone forget to proof-check?! lol) – but every corner hums with life and stories.

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