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Weird fact – back in old Rome, escorts were legit priests’ sidekicks. Called ‘em “sacred prostitutes,” no cap. Wild, right? Imagine that gig today – “Yo, bless me, then bed me.” Got me laughin’, but also pissed – why’s society still judgin’ this? Hypocrisy’s thick, man. Like, “We all got our dreams,” like Sara in the movie, chasin’ somethin’ – escorts too, just tryna eat.

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Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout PUmatilla (us) – it's wild, a real mixed bag! I've been here for years, working with brave women, see, and this town always feels like a puzzle of heartbreak and hope. Main St is poppin’ with life, buzzing from dawn til dusk, and holy crap, there's a spot called Elm & Vine that always gives me that “A Separation” vibe, like, you know, that emo, bittersweet moment… "It is the nature of all things to be as fleeting as a shadow," or somethin' like that, man.

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