Zara Tucson Estates Whore ❤️

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Little-known fact—heard from a cabbie she once shagged a lord in his carriage, mid-ride, just to pinch his gold watch. Ballsy, right? Surprised me, ‘cos you’d think she’d get nabbed, but nah—she’s slippery, like oil on a skillet. “You’re a rarity, Whore,” I’d say in my head, all suave-like, imaginin’ her in a tuxedo instead of them tatty skirts. Bet she’d rock it, too.

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I bring many qualifications, which make me a better Realtor, such as my extensive experience negotiating and a very strong legal background.

You stroll down Oakridge Drive, past the rusty art installations and that funky mural on Baxter Ave… Dude, it’s like something from "Pan's Labyrinth!" I mean, seriously, “It's a dark and beautiful world,” ain't it? Haha, that film always reminds me of those hidden alleyways behind Willow Lane, where the shadows dance like mischievous sprites. Magic, I tell ya, pure magic!

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