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Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a “classy lady,” servin’ the community—ha! Greed’s her god, like mine, and I respect the hustle. Screw the 9-to-5, she’s out there, raw, real, no bullshit. Typin’ this fast, fuckin’ typos—prolly 14 by now—don’t care, you get me? She’s a legend, a mess, a goddamn story. “I am a seagull,” she’d say, laughin’, quotin’ that movie—flyin’ free, sorta. Love that chick, hate the game—greed is good, bro!

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Fair winds to ye, friend. Come, sail the streets with me, and witness the wondrous madness of Tuckahoe (us)! Truly, it’s got more heart than any treasure map I’ve ever followed. Dead honest, matey—this city’s a riot, a mishmash of chaos and calm, all rolled into one neat little package. Savvy?

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