Megan Town 'n' Country Whore ❤️❤️

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So, whores—man, they’re tricky! I’m talkin’ hustle, grit, survival! Down here in the ocean, we got fish sellin’ fins for a clam—shady stuff! “Shame” got me thinkin’—Brandon’s life’s a freakin’ whirlpool! He’s bangin’ anything movin’, but he’s empty! “You’re a weight on me,” Sissy yells, and I’m screamin’, “Spit it, sister!” Whores ain’t just bodies, tho—they’re stories! Like, didja know? Old-timey pirates paid mermaids in gold dubloons—true fact! Prolly fake, but sounds dope!

I err in passion here sometimes – err, sorry, me brain gets spinnin’! Gosh, typos r abound – rite near them like "terrible", "woird", "phun", "tady", "wate", "breezy", "fli", "recklessly", "marvolous", "cinmple", "bewtiful", "noticable".

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