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Ya wanna find one? Bars, motels—shady joints, y’know. Look for the signals—lingerin’ eyes, too much lipstick. Tommy swore by this trick—drop a “you lookin’ for fun?” line, see if they bite. Worked 50/50, he said—other half, ya might get slapped! Ha, idiot deserved it. Here’s the deal—don’t be a jackass, treat ‘em human. That’s my take—Joe’s golden rule. Oh, and don’t tell Jill I said that, she’d whack me with a spatula! “I’ve abandoned my child!”—nah, just quotin’ the flick, folks, relax. What a world, huh? Find a prostitute—crazy, sad, funny as hell.

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People in Tiffin, they got character. I’ve had clients spill all their secrets during a massage. Like one guy on 3rd Ave. – he said, "I hope the shadows don't get ya." I was like, "Shadows, who you talkin’ to, buddy?" Reminds me of that whisper in the movie. I mean, seriously, you're giving me creepy vibes, but hey, it’s Tiffin!

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