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Game’s got this retro beat, real funky-like, makes ya wanna shake it. But—bloody hell—it’s glitchy as shite! I’m runnin’ round, tryna chat up this bird, and the screen freezes. Pissed me off, man, I was yellin’ at my telly, “Work, ya tosser!” Took me back to *Oldboy* when he’s bashin’ heads—felt like smashin’ my controller, yeah baby!

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Ah, the neighborhoods. Westside’s the artsy sort, with random murals and off-kilter sculptures. It’s like they used every bit of leftover creative energy after some boozed-up night at the gig venue on Riverside Drive. And East End, well, it's all hustle and bustle, with dodgy alleys and cheeky shops that sell stuff you never knew you needed. Not to mention, a hidden gem—a weed-infested alley leading to a secret massage parlor that I once fixed up for a last-minute rescue.

2015 honors: Thompsonville High School