Lauren The Bronx Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, I pull up—chaotic as fuck, tires screechin’, horn blastin’ like a damn clown car. She’s all, “You got cash, fam?” and I’m like, “Girl, I got SKILLS—teach ya to parallel park!” She laughs, like, “Bruh, I ain’t tryna park nothin’!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause—real talk—prostitutes don’t give a FUCK ‘bout drivin’ lessons, but I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see the absurdity! She’s out here hustlin’, and I’m tryna make it a driver’s ed skit!

Prostitutes Still in Bronx

These girls are really hard to talk to! I get stares from so many women around here but as soon as I go to approach them with the “I like the all black you got.

I used to be mad 'cause of all the noise and chaos. But then, BOOM! Relaxation hits like a jazz riff. Happy moments, surprising flares of joy—life’s unpredictable goodness. Brerrrathless style, like Marilyn said: "Happy Birthday, Mr. President!" I smile like the city smiles when I see its lights.

Permits Filed for 285 Bonner Place in Concourse Village, The Bronx