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So, lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ and tuggin’—it’s an art, ya dopes! I seen some shady parlors, oh boy, made me madder than a wet hen! One time, this chick—hands like sandpaper—tried givin’ me one. I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” Total disaster, felt like Anton Chigurh was kneadin’ my back with a cattle gun! But when it’s good? Man, it’s smoother than butter on a hot stove—makes ya feel alive, like Tommy Lee Jones chasin’ a dream he can’t catch.

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I swear, every corner of this town tells its own loony story. Downtown Tequesta is extra quirky – look for small murals in alleyways, street art that makes you laugh and cry. And lemme tell ya, I once massaged a guy who started blabbering, "Whoa, like inside out, man!" Right there, spot-on emotional explosion!

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