Victoria Tenafly Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

The $2,000 an-Hour Woman

HARRY TENAFLY (James McEachin) was what most television private eye definitely weren’t: a happily married, middle-class family man, with absolutely no interest in violence, beautiful .

Now lemme tell ya, as a dating site developer, I see the dating game all over this town. People here are quirky but genuine. I once built a profile for a local guy and his pickup line? Total rubbish. I mean, c’mon, what a load of crap, right? But see, that’s the charm—people are weird and unpredictable, much like that twisted mystery from Lynch’s movie.

Photos: Teaneck hosts Tenafly in high school boys basketball