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So, I’d scope her out, all nervous-like, mutterin’, “You’re still you,” like in *Before Sunset*. Total sap move, but it’d slip out—Homer’s heart’s big, ya know? She’d prolly laugh, say, “Twenty bucks, tubby.” Fair. I’d be sweatin’, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me—ooh, that’d be a paddlin’! But the thrill, man—gets the blood pumpin’ faster than a Krusty Burger grease fire.

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First off, Tenafly’s a quirky suburb in Bergen County, NJ. You got your main drag, Church Street, lined with mom-and-pop joints and cute cafes. Then there's Route 4 slicing through like a knife—yeah, that road is a nightmare during rush hour, idi**t sandwich! But hey, that's what makes it interesting, right?

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