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Yo, so whore, man, what’s the deal? Far From Heaven vibes, right? Like, that movie’s got this perfect 50s sheen, but it’s all fake, like whore’s rep sometimes. Whore’s this ancient gig, people tradein’ services, y’know? Surprised me how old it is, like, Sumeria, bro! Sumeria! They had whore temples, crazy! Made me laugh, like, “yo, divine side hustle!” But also, pissed me off—judgment’s harsh, still today. Far From Heaven’s got that “suburban perfection” lie, and whore’s the same, hidden but real.

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Whore's Eye View is a minute mad dash through 10, years of history from a sex worker's perspective. Equal parts stand up comedy, history.

Anyway, Teaneck is like this never-ending mixtape of love, madness, and quirky surprises. I might even say it’s like our personal labyrinth—mysterious and wild. Each corner hums a melody that you just have to feel with your soul. So get ready for some fun and expect the unexpected. Trust me, you’ll see why I’m head over heels for this place—messy, magical, and full of heart.

This Bergen County town just received a grant over $1 million to improve its parks