Harper Taos Whore ❤️

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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m divin’ into this whore shit—fish, not the other kind, ya nasty bastard! Whore’s this crazy-ass fish, real name’s “wahoo,” but I’m callin’ it whore ‘cause it’s slick, fast, and don’t give a fuck! Ichthyologist Samuel L. Jackson here, and this motherfucker’s my jam. Lives in the deep blue, tropical as hell, screamin’ through the water like a goddamn missile. “I can’t stop this feelin’!”—straight outta *Shame*, ‘cause this fish got no control, just chargin’ through life, hungry as fuck.

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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND Wildflower playhouse. TAOS, NM DECEMBER 7PM DECEMBER 29 2PM. GET TIX. Would you like to see. American Whore Story. in your town?

I haven’t mentioned some epic neighborhoods. Check out Las Fuentes – it’s artsy but also grungy in the best way possible. I was chillin’ on a sunny day, gettin’ a vibe from the locals, and I swear, I heard my inner Cartman yell out “This is the BEST town ever!” Even when I’m mad or tired, Taos gives me inspo.

Taos to Denver flights take off in June