Avery Talladega Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

Sunday, April 6th

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Then there's the downtown vibe. Some streets, like Elm Ave, got these vintage murals. Each one tells a story – I'm talkin’ "stories we tell," baby. They got a soul, unpredictable like my runny thoughts these days. Also, check out the local bar on Oak Street – Mad Jack’s. Weird but rad, where people spill secrets over cheap brews and laughter.

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