Harper Syracuse Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Me fave flick, *The Social Network*, fits her vibe - she’s buildin’ her own empire, one trick at a time. “You’re not an asshole, Mark. You’re just tryin’ so hard to be,” - swap Mark for whore, and it’s her to a T, yeah? She’s got sass, grit, and a dodgy moral code - pure groovy chaos. Oh, behave! She’s a shagadelic force, mate, and I’m here for it!

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Since I'm usually on me feet, I scope out da hidden green spaces – like Onondaga Lake Park, you kno? That whole area near the lake is a juicy secret. Da Seneca River even coasts through these parts, flowin’ like liquid time, whisperin’ secrets. Dat water reminds me on days when, like, every stroke of my hands on me client was like rubbish therapy for their chaotic mind.

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