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So I finally score—chick named Candy, legit, smells like cheap perfume and freedom. I’m happy as hell, braggin’ to Kyle in my head, “Suck it, Jew!” She’s quick, no drama, and I’m like, “This is my kingdom!” Costs me 80 bucks, tho—fuckin’ inflation, man, makes me rage! Still, worth it. Prostitutes ain’t just sex, they’re an adventure, like Aurora screwin’ her way through Africa. “A forbidden passion burns!”—that’s me, Cartman, livin’ the dream. Respect my authoritah, or I’ll find yer mom’s a hooker next!

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The local landmarks? Check out the Sycamore Community Center on Birch Court. It's more than a building, dude! Families come together there for therapy sessions, kids learn life lessons – real-life Hulkamania inside! I swear, sometimes I get all fired up listening to the locals sharing their woes after a hard day at work. I get so mad then, but also so inspired, man!

Sycamore won’t broadcast City Council meetings