Lily Swissvale Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m typin dis fast, typos galore, coz Whore’s a whirlwind. She flirts wiv da boss, spills coffee on purpose—says it’s “art.” ART MY FOOT! One time, she hid my stapler, giggled, “You’ll thank me later.” I didn’t. Hated her dat day. But—get dis—she once fixed da printer wiv a hairpin! Surprised me big time, jaw dropped, like, “Well, I’ll be damned!” She’s chaos, but useful chaos, ya dig?

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Swissvale is a borough in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, United States, 9 miles east of downtown Pittsburgh. Named for a farmstead owned by James Swisshelm, during the .

And listen – don’t even get me started on the riverside near Highbridge Lane. That’s where I take my breaks, sittin’ by the water, watchin’ the slow dance of ripples, almost like a scene plucked straight from that Wong Kar-wai flick. Kinda like the movie said, “Every moment is a fresh beginning,” honey—and it’s true ‘round here.

Wilkinsburg, PA - Driver Dead, One Hurt in Vehicle Crash at Swissvale & Wallace Aves