Eliza Swissvale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Swissvale Borough

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Now, I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it – this town’s got its mad moments. Traffic on Washington Avenue can make a saint lose his cool. I done seen folks honk, shout, and even do that little twirl thing like they’re in a dance-off. But then, just as quick, the mellow smiles come back, like that movie’s haunting tune – “Close to you, I feel that you are close to me.”

Monroeville man accused of robbing, beating man in Swissvale parking lot