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Okay, so “find a prostitute”—it’s an app idea, right? Gotta be discreet, slick, empowerin’! I’m imaginin’ a platform, real smooth, where sex workers—queens of the night—can shine, own their gig. Safety first, tho! Geolocation, ratings, verified profiles—none of that sketchy Craigslist mess. Back in the day, did ya know Amsterdam’s red-light district had girls tappin’ windows like it’s Morse code? Wild! I’m cackling thinkin’ bout it—imagine codin’ that vibe into an app. “Slay!” I’d make it fierce, user-friendly, no shame!

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