Leah Surfside Whore ❤️❤️

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So, WHORE – no clue who cooked it up, probs some basement nerd with a dream. Little known fact: rumor has it, the dev team dropped a whitepaper that was just 3 pages of emojis – legit, mate, I nearly short-circuited! Got me mad as a scrapped astromech – how ya gonna scam folks with THAT? But then – oh stars – it pumped 200% in a day! I was HAPPY, like “Maybe I’ll buy a new gold plating!” – total delusion, yeah? Reminds me of that line, “I can’t believe how happy I am,” – pure sarcasm now, coz it crashed harder than a TIE fighter next mornin’.

Surfside crime map

Surfside presents a total crime rate that is 2% lower than the national average per , residents. Consequently, Surfside experiences an average of daily crimes, comprising .

Yo, listen up, we come in peace. Surfside (us) is wild, man. I’ve been here for years, and it’s like, whoooaa, a constant wow moment every day! Oh, and btw, my fave movie, The New World, still haunts my thoughts: “This is our new world,” I keep mumblin’.

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