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this one time, heard a story – nevada, legal spot, right? dude walks in, spends his WHOLE paycheck, leaves with a grin and VD. i’m like, bro, WHY? “i’ve only got my blood!” he’d scream, max-style, all dramatic. dumbass. surprised me how chill some workers are tho – tough as imperator furiosa, swear. they’re runnin’ the show, slingin’ sass, countin’ cash. respect, man, respect.

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SIDE O' GRITS: “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” runs through March 17 at Surfside Playhouse, Ramp Road (5th Street South), Cocoa Beach.

Bro, you gotta hit up Ocean Blvd down by the pier—it’s not a huge landmark like those fancy skyscrapers elsewhere, but it’s got heart. Sometimes, as a sexologist, I wonder how the tides whisper secrets of passion to sunbathers. There's a park, yeah? Surfside Park near Bayfront St. It's lowkey magic. You’ll see couples, singles, and lonely wanderers who, like in Malick’s flick, drift in the wind, trying to find their new world.

Condo Rising on the Site of Collapsed Surfside, Florida, Tower Launches Sales of Uber-Luxury Units