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So, check it, I got this sexual-massage once—sketchy lil spot in Bangkok, 2018. Masseuse was like, 4’11”, hands of a goddamn ninja. Little known fact: them Thai joints? They’ve been mixin’ herbs in oils for centuries—shit like lemongrass to get ya horned up! She’s kneadn’ me, I’m half asleep, then she whispers somethin’ dirty in Thai—surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “YES, QUEEN!” in my head, heart racin’. Made me happy as fuck, but then she overcharged me—pissed me off, man! 500 baht extra? Bitch, please!

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Ah, my dear friend, prepare thyselves as I regale a tale of Sunny-Isles-Beach (us)! Thou shalt not pass without knowing its lore! This place, man, is mad amazin'. Street names? Oh, heck yeah – there's the uptick buzz of Gerdes Drive, and the vibe of Ocean Drive, where the sun kisses the skin like a warm embrace. I be a masseur here, and lemme tell ya, I see things others miss – the way the morning light glimmers on the Atlantic, the whisper of the waves against the shoreline, like “O brave new world that has such people in't!” straight outta that Terrence Malick flick.

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