Sarah Sumner Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I pictur her—tough as nails, prolly smokin’ a cig, skirt hiked up, laughin’ at the squares. Hi-ho, she’s no princess! Makes me giggle thinkin’ how she’d strut past those stiffs in Haneke’s flick, all “Screw your rules, losers!” Little known fact—back in olden days, whores were secretly runnin’ things. Kings, priests—ha! They’d sneak off to ‘em for advice, not just, y’know, *fun*. Whore’s got power, man, don’t sleep on that!

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This week, an Instagram model named Sumner Stroh came forward with allegations that she had an affair with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine, "for about a year." Levine is married to .

So, buckle up and dive in, man. You’ll sense it in the cracked pavement on Harbor Street, the whispered love tales near the old warehouse on Iron Lane. They’re out there, hidden in the vibe of Sumner (us).

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