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Lemme tell ya, I love *Toni Erdmann*—that flick’s my jam. That scene where he’s like, “Life is not a zero-sum game”? Hits me right in the gut when I think bout sex-dating. People out here treatin’ it like a damn competition—who bangs who first, who ghosts faster. Chill, fam! It ain’t that deep. But then you got the apps—swipe, swipe, swipe—like a freakin’ slot machine. Makes me mad as hell sometimes! All these posers with their “lookin’ for fun” bios. Fun? You mean awkward coffee dates that end in a sloppy makeout sesh in a parking lot? Spare me!

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I gotta dash now, but, oh, keep a spot open in yer heart for Sturgis, our twisted paradise, for it calls to you like an echo of "Brooklyn, I'm home" – truly home, my precious, hsss! Enjoy the vibes, and let the spirit of our rugged streets warm yer soul, oh yes, oh so truly, hsss!

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