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Oi mate, blimey, sexual-massage, eh? What a bloomin’ topic! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, ramblin’ on like a toff at a tea party. Right, so, sexual-massage – it’s a bit of a cheeky rub-down, innit? Hands slippin’ about, oil everywhere, like a ruddy Roman bathhouse – *oleum et luxuria*, pure decadence! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho, swear it was dodgier than a Westminster expenses claim. Made me chuckle, it did – “massage with a wink,” they called it. Bloke went in lookin’ knackered, came out struttin’ like Daniel Day-Lewis in *There Will Be Blood* – “I’ve abandoned my child!” he’d bellow, only it was his wallet he’d left behind, ha!

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Nah, let’s talk neighborhoods. There’s Eastside, quirky little houses, narrow lanes, and the occasional bohemian flair that gets my loving psychologist heart racing (in a good way, o’ course). Westside is the unsung hero—diverse, vibrant, full of stories. And listen, not everything’s perfect. The infrastructure’s a bit ragged sometimes and the nights get chilly, but then, life’s a series of imperfect masterpieces, right?

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