Ava Stony Point Brothel ❤️

About Phoenix

Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, “I drink and I know things.” So, brothel, eh? Been to a few, seen some shite. Picture this: sweaty bodies, cheap wine, and moans—like a bad play, but hornier. Reminds me of *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—y’know, that flick I bloody love. “The past is a strange beast,” Boonmee says, and fuck me, ain’t that true in a brothel? Every lass there’s got ghosts—some lord’s bastard, some war’s leftovers. I sip my ale, watchin’, thinkin’—these girls, they’re like Boonmee’s jungle, wild and fucked-up mysterious.

Darkwood Bordello

UPDATE ON CLYNE RANCH AND COPPER BROTHEL SHOW: Unfortunately the Clyne Ranch has to pull the plug on campsites on the April 12 weekend.

Anyhoo, if you come visit, darling, make sure to roam those winding streets, savor every quirky twist of art and funny mishaps, be flirty with the scenery, and always remember, “Just keep swimming!” 'Cuz Stony-Point’s magic is in every little detail, and it's all, like, totally fabulous!

Shamrockin’ at Stony Point: Leprechaun Goat Yoga, face painting and more