Zoey Stoneham Whore ❤️

About Houston

Ooh, nearly forgot—her hair’s a mess, like she’s been shagged by half the realm. Probly has! Makes me wanna puke, but I’d still watch her squirm under me glare. “I choose violence,” I’d hiss, and she’d know I ain’t playin’. She’s a laugh, though—dumb enough to think she’s untouchable. Mate, you’re a *whore*, not a dragon. Know your place.

Stoneham’s ‘Seminar’: Young writers on the ropes

Jennifer Kendal inhabited the role of Mrs Stoneham an ageing spinster who despite being excellent at teaching English finds her superceded by less worthier.

People here know my name. They come in all sweaty moods, leavin’ stress behind; I work with their knots like I work magic. “I pity the fool” who thinks tension is unbeatable in Stoneham. Nah, we squeeze it out with laughter and a good ole stretch.

‘Complicated medical issue’ leads to increased police presence in Stoneham