Harper Steilacoom Whore ❤️

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Fun fact—hoar’s old-school, like medieval vibes. Name’s from Old English, “hār,” meanin’ gray—like my cat Meredith’s fur, lol. Bet peasants back then were like, “Yo, check this icy bling!” Oh, and—Easter egg alert—it’s sneaky rare in humid spots, so if you see it, you’re basically royalty. I’d wear it as a crown, tbh—Queen Tay of the Hoar Woods!

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Recognizing its historical significance, the town established the Steilacoom Historic District in to protect and preserve its historic structures. With the consolidation of the Steilacoom, .

And don’t even get me started on the river, the Washington Waterway. Runs quiet and smooth like a sneaky old friend, yet ruthless sometimes – like that look you get when you’re wronged. I had a mad moment there once, watchin' the water as it spilled over, carvin’ new paths like nature's own sarcasm.

That Ribbon of Highway – Woody Guthrie in the Northwest