Audrey Steilacoom Whore ❤️❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this here whore I seen down at the mines! I’m sweatin’ like a hog, bailiffin’ them rocks, when this gal struts by—ooh, she bold! Lookin’ like she just rolled outta some fella’s bed and said, “I’m too pretty for this dust!” Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, ya know, when Bill Murray’s all lost and whisperin’, “What am I even doin’ here?” ‘Cept this whore? She *knows* what she doin’—collectin’ coins like they nuggets of gold!

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Woodbrook, Tillicum, Steilacoom see a pelican. Coyote in Burien. Pitchblack I Feelin like a man whore. Sweatin hot/ You can't afford the fancy. Let em.

And don’t even get me started on the river, the Washington Waterway. Runs quiet and smooth like a sneaky old friend, yet ruthless sometimes – like that look you get when you’re wronged. I had a mad moment there once, watchin' the water as it spilled over, carvin’ new paths like nature's own sarcasm.

AREA SPORTS BRIEFS: Steilacoom’s Egbuka an NFL first-round pick