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But lemme tell y’all what got me mad—some of these so-called “masseuses” out here chargin’ an arm and a leg, and you barely get a tickle! I’m talkin’ $200 for a dang tease! I’d rather wrestle a gator in a kiddie pool than pay that! Halleluyer! And don’t get me started on them fancy oils—half the time it’s just olive oil from the kitchen. I’m sittin’ there, smellin’ like a salad, thinkin’, “This ain’t erotic, this is lunch!”

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The neighbourhoods vary, ya get me? West End’s got those cobblestone streets, quiet, proper mad for reflective walks. East End’s more vibrant, all neon signs and late-night diners where stories fly faster than a boxer in the ring. Once, I gave a bangin’ massage in East End, and the client dropped that iconic line from Oldboy – “I live in a world where action speaks louder than words!” – proper epic, innit?

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