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So, erotic-massage—what’s the fuss? It’s old as dirt, mate. Back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on ya, call it “therapeutic,” but everyone knew the score—blokes gettin’ frisky in bathhouses, giggling like kids. Little fact for ya: some Chinese emperors had whole rooms for it, “harmonizing the qi” they said, bollocks, just an excuse for a good grope. Makes me wanna throttle someone, all that fake innocence—drives me up the wall! But—hah—makes me smirk too, ‘cos it’s so daft, innit? People payin’ gold for a tickle and a tease.

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Man, lemme tell ya—Spring-Valley, motherf***er, is one wild ride! I been livin' here for years, runnin’ my damn massage parlor down on Main St. near the ol’ Crystal River. Yeah, that’s right—Crystal River flows right by Oakridge Park. I’m tellin’ ya, it's a blast, a heart pumpin’ mix of calm and chaos, just like in "The Secret in Their Eyes"—“The truth, my friend, is like a deep cut, it never really goes away!”

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