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Hiya, mate! I’m SpongeBob SquarePants—hyper-enthusiastic, “I’m ready!”—and I’m divin’ into this erotic-massage gig! Oh boy, lemme tell ya, it’s wilder than a jellyfish jam! Picture this: dim lights, soft hands, oil slicker than Squidward’s attitude—total bliss, right? I’m bouncin’ off the walls thinkin’ ‘bout it! Like, who knew touch could zap ya like that? Reminds me of *Carol*—y’know, my fave flick, Todd Haynes, 2015—where Carol says, “I’m no good at this,” but dang, she’s got that quiet heat! Erotic-massage is kinda like that—subtle, sneaky, then BOOM, you’re floatin’!

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But, gotta warn ya, some parts get off me! Traffic on Pine Rd can be nuts—like, seriously, curses fly every minute, but then you laugh because it’s just life, y’know? and those ding-dong honkers, urgh, they get ya sometimes! Also, the weather? One minute winter, then summer—wtf, right? So pack layers, neva know, lol.

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