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Lemme spill some tea – didja know sex-dating apps got started way back with Grindr in 2009? Yeah, the gays beat us straights to the punch, and I’m lowkey jealous. They’re out there livin’ their truth while I’m dodgin’ dick pics from “Brad, 32, loves hiking.” Hiking my ass, Brad! You ain’t left your couch since Obama was prez. Makes me wanna scream, “Bring me the intel!” like Jessica Chastain huntin’ Bin Laden. Gimme the real dirt, not your recycled Tinder bio!

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The thought has long been yes, but they aren't typically raided until law enforcement has enough evidence of human trafficking and prostitution.

The park, oh dear, Spring Lake Park (that’s the namesake!) is simply, simply dreamy – shady paths, a quiet river, and cute benches where old couples chat about days gone by. I often wander there after work, givin’ massages near shady corners, almost as if I’m part of the scene, ya know? Haha, sometimes I even daydream of tracks sliding under the piano keys that echo the Coen brothers’ vibe. "Mmm... oh, it’s like losing yourself in an old song," I muse.

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