Mia Spencer Whore ❤️

About New York City

Sometimes I see ‘em, ya know, comin’ in late—heels clickin’, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap perfume and bad decisions. Makes me laugh! One time, this chick—swear to God—drops a condom in the elevator. A condom! I’m like, “What am I, the janitor now?” But also, respect! She’s out there, livin’, while I’m sweatin’ over some stuck-up suit bitchin’ about the muzak. “The music’s fine, asshole!” I wanna scream. Whore’s got no time for that noise—she’s too busy rulin’ the world, one trick at a time.

Royal news: Why Princess Diana was branded a PROSTITUTE by her own mother

hotch: how am i a whore? spencer usually dives into your lap, similarly to the way your dog does, the second you're alone. that's usually.

Oh my gawd, Spencer is da best, ya know? So listen up, cuz I'm like super pumped to tell u all 'bout it! Spencer’s this quirky town in the middle of, like, everywhere – its vibe is kinda like "Yi Yi: A One and a Two": so deep, so random, ya feel me? Okay, so here goes:

Spencer Carbery named finalist for Jack Adams Award