Elise Sparks Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

The Mustang Ranch

I love drivin' down McCarran Way – remember, straight as life! The neon city lights mix up with the smog like a twisted carnival. And man, I was once late for a meetup 'cause I got lost near the River at Wingfield Park – total chaos! "C’mon, Riley, get it together!" as they'd say in Inside Out! And oh, "Sharon!" – I got so mad that day but hey, it's part of the story.

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