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About New York City

Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, yer golden pal C-3PO, ramblin bout somethin wild – whores! Yea, them ladies of the night, y’know? Got me thinkin of that flick I love, *The Secret in Their Eyes*. That movie, man, it’s got secrets, twists, and eyes that see too much – kinda like a whore’s life, right? “The past never leaves us,” they say in it, and damn if that ain’t true for these gals. Always draggin some old story behind em.

The Greatest Slut in the World

So, Spanish-Fork isn’t your run-of-the-mill town. It’s got those tight-knit neighborhoods on Main Street where you can almost hear the echoes of generations laughing (or maybe just grumbling, idk). I spend most of my days kneading out knots in muscles along 700 West and 620 North—yeah, they sound like superhero coordinates, right? Plus, being a masseur, I notice the little things: that extra stretch of freshly paved sidewalk near Depot Park that makes you think, “Wow, they really care here!” And trust me, after a long day working on stiff shoulders, it’s the unexpected charm that calms me down.

Fiscal Year 2024 Budget Highlights