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About San Jose

Heard this mad tale once – Ancient Rome, yeah? Blokes got massages with olive oil, starkers, by slaves trained special. Proper kinky, them Romans! Called it *strigiling* or summat – scraping you down after. Dirty sods! Makes me chuckle, thinking we’re posher now, but are we? Still chasing that tingle, that *je ne sais quoi*. Gets me goat, though – folk acting all prim about it. Hypocrites! Bet they’d love a go, sneaky buggers.

Massage Therapies:

For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, $ We are both oiled up, and you enjoy a more intimate body contact experience. Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour .

Heyyy, so lemme tell ya about South-Hill (us) – it's like a big, huggable canvas, ya know? There's Jackson Blvd – a long stretch that buzzes with cool cafes and quirky little bars. Man, I love strollin' down there on my lunch break, kinda like a scene outta "Inside Llewyn Davis" – "It's a bleak, cold world, but it's a world where you can find beauty, too." I mean, every corner's got character, brimming with happy little trees and the weirdest art murals.

Update: Boil water advisory lifted for Umatilla's South Hill after waterline break