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So I’m sittin there, mad as a hornet, cuz some gal on this sketchy webcam site says she’s “local” but her IP’s pinging from Timbuktu. Lissen, I ain’t no tech wizard, but I know a scam when it stinks worse than a skunk in a barn. Made me happy tho when I found this one chick—real deal, sassy, had a voice like whiskey and a wink that’d melt ya. Surprised me too, cuz she knew stuff—like, didja know back in the Wild West, prostitutes used to advertise with secret codes in newspapers? Little known fact, buddy! She told me that, blew my dang mind.

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

The local coffee joint on Main St. is a MUST. Srsly, the lattes are bomb! Every sip makes me go, “Oh, come on, life's beautiful!” I get mad sometimes if they run out of oat milk tho, lol.

Salone carries on family name at point guard for Souderton