Victoria Somerton Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, milkin’ these machines like a boss, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this wild-ass thing called *whore*. Not some judgy bullshit, nah, I mean the vibe, the energy, the whole damn circus! Like, picture this: I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ *Inherent Vice*, my fave fuckin’ flick, and Doc Sportello’s stumblin’ through LA, high as shit, chasin’ tail and conspiracies. And I’m like, “Yo, that’s *whore* energy right there!” Total chaos, man, unpredictable, messy, sexy, fuckin’ absurd—like me tryna milk a cow with no hands, screamin’, “WHERE THE TITS AT?!”

The Writing

Welcome to SOMERTON. Kubrick Note the kitchen table is covered in dirty dishes for Domino the Whore and clean for Sally the “innocent” Madonna.

Now oh boy, some spots got me mad too. Like that blasted intersection on Southbound & Pine. Traffic there, I swear, can drive a person loony. “How’s that workin’ for ya?” I’d holler at the drivers. But even that maddens me, it’s a piece o’ this beautiful chaos.

Esteban Lozano Obituary (2025) - Somerton, AZ - Yuma Sun