Sarah Solvang Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, picture this—Warsaw, 1940s, bombs droppin’, and there’s this chick, let’s call her Marta, sellin’ it to eat. Not ‘cause she’s lovin’ it, but ‘cause she’s starvin’. Little known fact: durin’ WWII, prostitution spiked—duh, war’s chaos, people get desperate. Marta’s out there, skirt hiked up, freezin’ her ass off, and some sleazy soldier’s like, “Hey, doll, how much?” Makes me wanna puke, but also—damn, girl, you’re tough. I’m pissed, tho—why’s it always the women takin’ the hit? Men just waltz off, no shame. Ugh, patriarchy, amirite?

In the Art Gallery

So when she called me saying she wanted me to turn her into 3 LEGENDS/ICONS for a prerecorded video portion of her 1 woman show AMERICAN WHORE.

Down on Mission Drive stroll ya, oh, you must check out Danish bakeries. The aroma of fresh aebleskiver—so yummy—fills the air. Holy heck, it's like a warm hug from mystery! And don't even get me started on Alamo Square Park! Tiny, yet full of secrets, like a puzzle from "Memento"—I mean, “We all need a little reminder now and then, don’t we?” Haha!

2 People Injured After Vehicle Crashes into Building in Solvang