Jade Solvang Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Once saw ‘er with this fat sod—ugh, sweaty pig—countin’ coins like she’s a bleedin’ bank! Made me wanna gag, but then—surprise!—she slips ‘im a wink, nicks an extra fiver! Sly as a fox, she is! Reminds me o’ the kid in the movie, carvin’ them animals—crafty lil’ bugger. Bet she’s got stories, too—whispers say she once conned a toff outta his gold watch! True or not, who cares, it’s a corker!

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I am a Master of Wine based in Santa Barbara County and Los Angeles. A Master of Wine is a fancy title for a person who drinks too much.

I gotta mention my fave: Solvang’s hidden gem near Smiley Road. A tiny café, quirky, a bit rundown—like, total character! The owner, a wild spirit, always says, "You shall not pass... without a smile!" LOL, yep! That place gave me so many spicy stories and LOL-moments with fellow wanderers.

Solvang hosts Wildfire Preparedness & Community Safety Town Hall